Relativity and the 'Physics' of Love

by Albert Einstein, interpretation by Michael R. Burch

Sit next to a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. Sit on a red-hot stove for a minute, it seems like an hour. That's relativity!

Oh, it should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid!... but how could she ever, in a million years, explain love to an Einstein?

All these primary impulses, not easily described in words, are the springboards of man's actions—because any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves!

Submitted by Jiajun Chen